Translation Class: Qué me dices (February 2009) Diego Baeza Serrano

Amaia Salamanca (22)

No bra, no wonder.
  The former blonde from ‘Sin Tetas’ has such a body and  such a youth to look as a goddess when wearing  any cloth. But, wearing  Ralph Lauren’s, and no bra, she’s left her glam at home. She was prettier at the Bond’s premiere in Valencia when she wore a Manuel Mota’s red dress.
 
 
 
Paula Echevarría (31)

You ‘bust’  see her legs!

  Why does she hide her anatomy if she just gave birth to Daniela six months ago?  Elio Benhayer’s dress did no favours to Busta’s wife… nor to her personal coach.  It’s better for her  to show up her ass, like she did at a mag’s party. 

Pilar Rubio (29)

Why did you do it?

  Her dress, made by Vicky Martin Berrocal, didn’t encourage imagination.  Huge cleavage, front and back transparencies… what about those fringes! At the TP 2007, she got good marks wearing a BCBG plain design.

Eva González (28)

She’s a miss-tery now.

  She measured up as a hostess at the TP awards but she didn’t give her all. The former Miss’ cleavage was blurred under that Hannibal Laguna dress. Nevertheless, last summer even Cayetano Rivera surrendered himself to her charms thanks to that gorgeous design by Dsquared2.

Demi Moore.

What about a higher size?

We don’t know whether it was a misfortune at the last moment or because of the bump, but the fact is that those shoes didn’t fit her. She was using them when she presented ‘Happy Tears’, a film which wasn’t very acclaimed at the Berlin Festival.

Alice Dellal

What kind of invention is that?

  Carlota Casiraghi’s sister-in-law left her sense of shame at home. That’s how she attended to an awards ceremony: wearing a transparent dress and a hairstyle which seemed to have been designed by Edward Scissorhands. The claw-shaped gloves completed her impossible look.  

Courtney Love,

Free fall

  Kurt Kobain’s widow wouldn’t pass the pen test… Her breasts are so flabby that she could just have bought a wonder bra (or a different dress). And to cap it all, Mickey Rourke’s said to be her new boyfriend. What a couple!

Pfeiffer.

Art’s running through her veins…

  That’s why they’re so accentuated... aren’t they? Michelle, in her 50’s, is so thin that she looks 20. But there's no point in overdoing it. Her ankles’d show off better if she was plumper. That’s how we saw her promoting Cheri at the Berlinale.

Madonna.

 The Queen of dewlap

   50-year-old women tend to get thin to look younger, but many times it may have a boomerang effect. What a double chin! She looks her own grandma. Law of gravity rules no matter how many face-lifts she may get.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sex in the Tacky.

   If the producers of her film met her like that, she wouldn’t shoot the second part of Sex in the City: The Movie. Does she really think it’s cool showing off her hooves? If she wanted to sport the accessories, it’d be better she chose new gloves, I mean no one should go out with those hands...

María Castaño, ‘thrown’ herself into her beauty. Cela’s widow devoted the 7^th to look smart –at least, she tried it- She left home early in the morning, straight to the gym, and stayed there ‘till very late. The ‘best’ thing: that sport little number, she had it tighter than a glove, and that ponytail, that skin, that sneer... Please! You can dress as you want at home, but if you’re a celebrity and go outside, sure they recognize you (and they’ll be gobsmacked) or sure they take you a picture like that���